![[dr. bob]](/dr-bob-sm.gif)
Dr. Bob is Robert Hsiung, MD,
bob@dr-bob.orgShown: posts 1 to 5 of 5. This is the beginning of the thread.
Posted by curtm on June 9, 2006, at 20:09:40
1) Too much _________ is bad.
2) Too much _________ is good.
3) Not enough _________ is bad.
4) Not enough _________ is good.
Essay Question:
When you leave your zipper down, ___.Bonus Question:
When you grill kabobs in the rain, you get ___.
Posted by llrrrpp on June 10, 2006, at 11:53:45
In reply to Life quiz, posted by curtm on June 9, 2006, at 20:09:40
> 1) Too much _________ is bad.
Death, coffee, drugs, hygiene
>
> 2) Too much _________ is good.
>
Love, snow, rainbows, tulips
> 3) Not enough _________ is bad.Sweets, cuddles, magic markers, salt, caring, basil, detergent
>
> 4) Not enough _________ is good.Hate, calories, bacteria, fumes, pollution, spite, strife, insects,
>
> Essay Question:
> When you leave your zipper down, ___.
>
Dear Essay Committee,
I do not have the willpower to write a 5 paragraph essay on this topic. Please accept my abstract, below.Leaving my zipper down makes me feel like a moron. I wonder how many ways there are to conceal my fly. Then I ponder the best way to rectify the situation. In the end, at least I can laugh at myself a few days later.
> Bonus Question:
> When you grill kabobs in the rain, you get ___.fewer flare-ups. natural meat tenderizer.
Curtm, I need to eat more protein. mmm. kebabs. I'm going to thaw some of my Omaha beef for tonight.
I've been eating too many noodles lately. too many sweets. too much espresso. too much sorbet and ice cream.
Posted by honeybee on June 12, 2006, at 22:32:50
In reply to Life quiz, posted by curtm on June 9, 2006, at 20:09:40
Reveal the answers, curtm! How'd we do????
> 1) Too much _________ is bad.(many) bills, chiggers, salad dressing
>
> 2) Too much _________ is good.snuggles, wuzzles, and various other cutsie things. massages. music. wilco. phone calls (okay, we're talking specific people here).
>
> 3) Not enough _________ is bad.forests and green things; semi colons; books and eyeglasses; wifi; girl scout cookies
>
> 4) Not enough _________ is good.tvs; traffic; commuters
>
> Essay Question:
> When you leave your zipper down, ___.your panties get a peek at the outside world.
>
> Bonus Question:
> When you grill kabobs in the rain, you get ___.wet
Posted by KayLen on June 14, 2006, at 18:30:35
In reply to Re: Life quiz, posted by honeybee on June 12, 2006, at 22:32:50
> Reveal the answers, curtm! How'd we do????
>
>
> > 1) Too much _time on my hands________ is bad.
>> >
> > 2) Too much of anything never is good.
>
> > >
> > 3) Not enough __love_______ is bad.
>
>
> >
> > 4) Not enough ____of anything ever_____ is good.
>
>
> >
> > Essay Question:
> > When you leave your zipper down, quitely turn from any people zip up turn back to any people and forget about it___.
>
>
> >
> > Bonus Question:
> > When you grill kabobs in the rain, you get ___.kabobs for dinner,and fresh dry clothes>
>
Posted by curtm on June 14, 2006, at 21:24:36
In reply to Life quiz, posted by curtm on June 9, 2006, at 20:09:40
> Reveal the answers, curtm! How'd we do????
I wish I could reveal the answers. I am still trying to figure them out myself. However, there are no incorrect answers. The only way to pass the quiz is to take it. I have not passed the quiz yet because I haven't taken it yet. And I am too afraid that I may fail. I shall attempt it...
1) Too much _____drugs, alcohol, making yourself look like an *ss in front of several hundred people____ is bad.
2) Too much _____hope and support from your friends and family____ is good.
3) Not enough _____quality time spent with your children____ is bad.
4) Not enough _____worrying, frustration, and discontent____ is good.
Essay Question:
When you leave your zipper down, ___you wonder why you can't remember to do such common tasks.Bonus Question:
When you grill kabobs in the rain, you get ___wierd ideas, like posting this thread.
This is the end of the thread.
Psycho-Babble Relationships | Extras | FAQ
Dr. Bob is Robert Hsiung, MD,
bob@dr-bob.org
Script revised: February 4, 2008
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/cgi-bin/pb/mget.pl
Copyright 2006-17 Robert Hsiung.
Owned and operated by Dr. Bob LLC and not the University of Chicago.